Are You a Foster Boyfriend or Girlfriend? 6 Ways to Tell

And how to stop if it’s not what you want anymore.

“It happened again,” my friend Donna said as soon as I picked up the phone.

“What?” I asked.

“Tom’s engaged,” she whispered. This was her fourth ex to get engaged/married to the woman he dated directly after her.

“Oh,” I said and sat down. I knew this was about to be a long conversation.

“Why does every guy I date find his fucking wife after we break up?!”

It was a valid question. Donna was beautiful, smart, and by all accounts, had her shit together. She had a great career and owned her own house but in the period I’d known her, I’d been married twice and she’d only had one romantic relationship that lasted longer than a few months.

There’s a new term for anyone like my friend: a “foster” boyfriend or girlfriend.

These foster guys and gals are placeholders, the “foster pet” someone has in their lives until they meet their future spouse.

While my friend Donna said she was ready for a long-term relationship, her actions showed she clearly wasn’t.

#1. Focusing on your career or crossing things off your list.

People who spend the majority of their time and energy advancing in their careers, seeking out new experiences, or pursuing a certain lifestyle are going to have very little time available for a serious relationship.

Donna worked overnight (7 pm to 7 am) 4–5 days a week as a nurse in Cork University Hospital (CUH). She was often overworked and exhausted due to her schedule and the demands of her job.

#2. Sporadic communication with people of interest.

Donna really liked Tom, her most recent ex, but she was terrible about reaching out to him. She’d let his text messages or phone calls go unanswered for sometimes days.

She always had her busy schedule to blame, but it doesn’t take much time to respond to someone with a, “Hey, I’m really busy, but it’s nice to hear from you. I’ll try to check in when I have some free time!”

#3. Not enjoying the “romantic” part of romantic relationships.

Donna didn’t care for public or private displays of affection. She wasn’t going to cuddle with a guy on the couch while watching her shows on netflix, and she certainly wasn’t going to sleep next to someone after they had sex. Even though she and Tom had dated for months, she only let him stay the night once, WTF!?!.

“What do you do afterward?” I asked her.

“If it seems like he’s trying to hang out or whatever, I tell him I have a busy day, and then I get out of bed, get dressed, and throw him his clothes.”

“Really? Wow!” I said.

“I need to sleep girl,” she said nonchalantly.

#4. Spending time by yourself.

Donna never minded being alone. This isn’t a bad thing at all. We should all enjoy being alone, but she preferred to be alone. The ultimate goal when you’re looking for “The One” is companionship, so that’s probably not going to jibe with what you like.

If you’d rather be solo, it’s unlikely you’re going to make much of an effort to spend time with someone you’re already seeing or pursue/accept dates.

#5. Low-effort dates.

Donna was busy, so she needed dates to be easy and low-key, but she always took it a step further. She rarely dressed up for these dates, one time actually going in a pair of tracksuit bottoms (no I’m not joking).

She also always chose dates that were easy in other ways. Choosing places that were very near her home or work or types of dates that required very little commitment (a coffee or a drink at Mcdonalds instead of dinner).

#6. No long-term plans.

Donna avoided all conversations that involved the future. She called it “staying in the present,” but she often alienated her partners. Tom was insistent with her about where she saw herself in five to ten years and if she wanted to one day get married and have kids, but after three months, she still didn’t have any better of an answer than, “I don’t know.”

I believe people indicate whether they’re actually ready for a relationship by engaging in some kind of “active pursuit.”

If you’re currently a “foster” boyfriend or girlfriend and want to change that, you may need to evaluate if it’s actually something you want.

Maybe getting to a certain point in your career is more important to you right now than walking down the aisle and, if so, that’s perfectly fine.

But if you’re unhappy that people keep finding their forever people after you, then you should evaluate your behavior and make adjustments accordingly.


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